





F.R.I.E.N.D.S. T-shirt
The One with the Macro Squad
New limited-edition tee from Friends of the North Fork
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a bioindicator lineup posing as a sitcom cast—and they’ve got serious water quality standards.
We paired six iconic river macros with their Friends counterparts:
Stonefly = Monica: High-maintenance? Maybe. High-oxygen only? Absolutely.
Gilled Snail = Ross: Slow, spiral-y, emotionally attached to shells and sediment.
Mayfly Nymph = Rachel: Stylish, short-lived, and picky about her water.
Water Penny = Chandler: Flat, sarcastic, clinging to rocks and one-liners.
Crayfish = Joey: Big appetite. Big attitude. Zero filter.
Riffle Beetle Larva = Phoebe: Unpredictable. Unique. Might be breathing through a bubble.
They’re more than characters—they’re indicators of clean water, and they’re starring on our newest shirt.
Men’s shirt color is Blue. Women’s shirt color is Blue-Gray.
As a small nonprofit, we appreciate your patience as we work through our new merchandise setup. For now, these are the only colors available, but as we grow, we look forward to offering more options!
Every shirt is printed locally, in-house, and packed with a little extra river love.
The One with the Macro Squad
New limited-edition tee from Friends of the North Fork
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a bioindicator lineup posing as a sitcom cast—and they’ve got serious water quality standards.
We paired six iconic river macros with their Friends counterparts:
Stonefly = Monica: High-maintenance? Maybe. High-oxygen only? Absolutely.
Gilled Snail = Ross: Slow, spiral-y, emotionally attached to shells and sediment.
Mayfly Nymph = Rachel: Stylish, short-lived, and picky about her water.
Water Penny = Chandler: Flat, sarcastic, clinging to rocks and one-liners.
Crayfish = Joey: Big appetite. Big attitude. Zero filter.
Riffle Beetle Larva = Phoebe: Unpredictable. Unique. Might be breathing through a bubble.
They’re more than characters—they’re indicators of clean water, and they’re starring on our newest shirt.
Men’s shirt color is Blue. Women’s shirt color is Blue-Gray.
As a small nonprofit, we appreciate your patience as we work through our new merchandise setup. For now, these are the only colors available, but as we grow, we look forward to offering more options!
Every shirt is printed locally, in-house, and packed with a little extra river love.